Jo`natilgan: 13.02.07 15:19. Mavzu: Keling kulishamiz :)))....

 Jo`natilgan: 25.04.07 08:18. Mavzu: Re:

MOST FAMOUS MAN WHO EVER LIVED
One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either.
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

 Jo`natilgan: 25.04.07 08:22. Mavzu: Re:

Уважаемые москвичи и гости столицы! Просьба продолжать мусорить, бить
бутылки и бросать окурки где попало!
НАМ НУЖНА РАБОТА!
С уважением, таджикская диаспора.

 Jo`natilgan: 05.05.07 15:51. Mavzu: Re:

tajrimon kerak, xisob kitob pul o'tkazish yo'li bilan

 Jo`natilgan: 06.05.07 18:32. Mavzu: Re:

ikbaljohn пишет:

iqtibos:

Уважаемые москвичи и гости столицы! Просьба продолжать мусорить, бить бутылки и бросать окурки где попало! НАМ НУЖНА РАБОТА! С уважением, таджикская диаспора.

Bechora Tojik lar, Iqboljon akaa bu komediya mas tragediya.... ...

 Jo`natilgan: 06.05.07 18:34. Mavzu: Re:

ikbaljohn пишет:

iqtibos:

MOST FAMOUS MAN WHO EVER LIVED One day many years ago at a school in South London a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Alan, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either. Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I'll give you the $20." As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant, since you are Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I knew it was Lord Krishna, but business is business!"

qoyil......o'zi hindla shunaqa aqlli bo'ladi...

 Jo`natilgan: 14.05.07 11:18. Mavzu: Re:

-Alo, assalomu-alaykum ada! Yaxshimiz?
- O'g'lim tinchlikmi? uydasan shekilli?
- Ha, ada. Uydaman.... Akamga bervorin telefonni?
...
- Ha uka?
- 5 minutda do'konga chiqib bumaga obkemasez, sigaret chakkanizzi adamga etib beraman!


tushungan tushunvoldi!

 Jo`natilgan: 16.05.07 19:57. Mavzu: Re:

Факат программист узининг иккинчи кизига (девушкасига): "Сиз менинг биринчи кизимсиз", - дея олади)))

 Jo`natilgan: 17.05.07 09:31. Mavzu: Re:

CHunki programmistlar 0 (nol') dan sanaydilar!

 Jo`natilgan: 17.05.07 13:45. Mavzu: Re:

*Мирса узларига на заметку олиб куйвоттила*

 Jo`natilgan: 17.05.07 14:14. Mavzu: Re:

rahmat,hammaga!
ko'p-ko'p tesha tegmagan anekdotladan yozib tashlangla yana,plzzz! chunki darsni boshida domla hammadan anekdot so'raydila,shu yerdagilarni uqib borib aytib beraman

 Jo`natilgan: 18.05.07 10:02. Mavzu: Re:

casula yozmoqda:

iqtibos:

*Мирса узларига на заметку олиб куйвоттила*

Man Delphinist man, Delphinistlar 1 dan boshlab sanashadi! A Cishshiklar bilan Javachilar 0 dan boshlab sanashadi!

 Jo`natilgan: 18.05.07 20:35. Mavzu: Re:

Яна биттасини биламан:

Икки программист гаплашишмокда.

- Ишларинг калей, Ахмад?
- Эээ, нимасини айтасан... жуда ёмон.
- Нима булди?
- Perl'да ёзилган бировнинг коди ва немисча комментарийлар.
- Жудаям кийинми?
- Эээ, ман хаттоки каерда Perl тугаб комментарийлар бошланаётганини фаркига бормаяпман!

 Jo`natilgan: 03.09.08 06:27. Mavzu: 1ta baliq o'zini..

1ta baliq o'zini o'zi cho'ktiribdi